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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>BookStoreWebsiteTwitter</description><title>sorry house</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @sorryhouse)</generator><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>we are reprinting joke book by victor “kool a.d.”...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1e3a87daee6aa1494fe29d08b6db9b81/tumblr_mn4o32HF2C1rlex87o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;we are reprinting &lt;a href="http://sorryhouse.com/product/joke-book-by-victor-kool-a-d-vazquez/"&gt;joke book&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&amp;rlz=1CASMAE_enUS525US525&amp;ion=1&amp;ie=UTF-8#safe=off&amp;rlz=1CASMAE_enUS525US525&amp;biw=1350&amp;bih=649&amp;sclient=psy-ab&amp;q=kool%20ad&amp;oq=&amp;gs_l=&amp;pbx=1&amp;fp=3c5528ed8c623dbc&amp;ion=1&amp;bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&amp;bvm=bv.46751780,d.dmQ"&gt;victor “kool a.d.” vazquez&lt;/a&gt; in a limited second edition with new cover art. pre-orders are now available &lt;a href="http://sorryhouse.com/product/joke-book-by-victor-kool-a-d-vazquez/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50960870390</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50960870390</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 22:54:00 -0400</pubDate><category>kool ad</category><category>kool A.D.</category><category>joke book</category><category>Victor Vazquez</category><category>sorry house</category><category>das racist</category><category>spencer madsen</category></item><item><title>now on itunes</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/197b30a6a5781bf709beeff79c260474/tumblr_mn0cvjjsmi1rlex87o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;now on itunes&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50748337639</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50748337639</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 15:02:00 -0400</pubDate><category>sorry house</category><category>publishing</category><category>podcast</category><category>sorry podcast</category><category>spencer madsen</category><category>zachery wood</category><category>buttercup</category><category>habitat</category><category>stephen michael mcdowell</category><category>comedy</category><category>a million bears</category></item><item><title>The first episode of the sorry podcast is now online here.</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65856543" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The first episode of the sorry podcast is now online &lt;a href="http://sorryhouse.com/#podcast"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50693991934</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50693991934</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:40:00 -0400</pubDate><category>spencer madsen</category><category>sorry podcast</category><category>zachery wood</category><category>a million bears</category></item><item><title>-Kool AD interview</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea8601155c988c821dd6274338174ae0/tumblr_mmz04pQwUc1rlex87o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;-&lt;a href="http://www.highsnobiety.com/2013/04/25/a-conversation-with-kool-a-d/"&gt;Kool AD interview&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50693238677</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50693238677</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 21:29:13 -0400</pubDate><category>kool ad</category><category>kool a.d.</category><category>victor vazquez</category><category>sorry house</category></item><item><title>"Bit by bit, the Parrains adopted Monsieur, finding him easy to get on with, always ready to be of..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;Bit by bit, the Parrains adopted Monsieur, finding him easy to get on with, always ready to be of help. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Monsieur was the very picture of the ideal son-in-law. &lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Since they had split up, however, his fiancee and he, it was possible that the Parrains had a few qualms about having him stay on. Monsieur, to tell the truth, would have been hard put to say why his fiancee and he had separated. He had followed the whole thing from a distance, in fact, remembering only that the number of things he had been reproached for had seemed to him considerable.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Monsieur by Jean-Philippe Toussaint&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50657582797</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50657582797</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 12:03:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"u gotta get yr shit together in yr 20s
or else you die"</title><description>“u gotta get yr shit together in yr 20s&lt;br/&gt;
or else you die”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://erikcarter.net"&gt;Erik Carter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50578712424</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50578712424</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 10:50:30 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>blaise larmee</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b04531250660a55f87d7a8601219545e/tumblr_mmt5xfBTrW1qb0qe6o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;blaise larmee&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50507030325</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50507030325</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 13:49:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Designer Erik Carter is featured, along with the poster he...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b849b94c56e5a5ffe41aa11d87545170/tumblr_mmufyhC3rv1rlex87o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Designer &lt;a href="http://erikcarter.net"&gt;Erik Carter&lt;/a&gt; is featured, along with the poster he designed for our first reading, on this &lt;a href="http://www.weoccupy.co.uk/blog/2013/05/15/erik-carter/"&gt;art blog&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50496843138</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50496843138</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 10:23:05 -0400</pubDate><category>erik carter</category><category>design</category><category>art</category><category>graphic design</category><category>poster</category></item><item><title>blaise larmee</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a41c2776465a58c6ab7d80a8d840aa2d/tumblr_mmovx4c3CV1qb0qe6o3_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;blaise larmee&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50416785925</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50416785925</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 May 2013 08:46:18 -0400</pubDate><category>blaise larmee</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/090c5f6ea71154f858137f44b78928b8/tumblr_mmlwbnpPPR1rlex87o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50122676696</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50122676696</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 19:38:11 -0400</pubDate><category>poem</category><category>poetry</category><category>sorry house</category><category>spencer madsen</category></item><item><title>from i will never be beautiful enough to make us beautiful...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ff0bc19ff5b3f5964967603a20f5534/tumblr_mmluq8Sts81rlex87o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;from &lt;a href="http://sorryhouse.com/product/i-will-never-be-beautiful-enough-to-make-us-beautiful-together/"&gt;i will never be beautiful enough to make us beautiful together&lt;/a&gt; by mira gonzalez&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50120325192</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50120325192</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 19:03:00 -0400</pubDate><category>sorry house</category><category>mira gonzalez</category><category>spencer madsen</category><category>poetry</category><category>poem</category></item><item><title>poetsorg:

from 2001 by Blaise Larmee
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e09236d88c8a31713f97babdc97904e/tumblr_mml9xyVsms1rnc3y3o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://poetsorg.tumblr.com/post/50093030846/from-2001-by-blaise-larmee"&gt;poetsorg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;from &lt;a href="http://blaiselarmee.com/2001/"&gt;2001&lt;/a&gt; by Blaise Larmee&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50102146906</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50102146906</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 14:33:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mimiwao:

highly recommend ordering this while you still can
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c603379b9309b4258098de14dee660fc/tumblr_mmjpqx9UaC1rh0pgko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mimiwao.tumblr.com/post/50028459353/highly-recommend-ordering-this-while-you-still-can"&gt;mimiwao&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;highly recommend ordering this while you still can&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50061089102</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50061089102</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 22:32:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65856543" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50043445776</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/50043445776</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 18:45:40 -0400</pubDate><category>sorry house</category><category>podcast</category><category>spencer madsen</category><category>zachery wood</category></item><item><title>"can i please touch your face with my face

would you put some coffee grounds on your tongue

and..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;can i please touch your face with my face&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;would you put some coffee grounds on your tongue&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;and then put your tongue in my hand&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;in my dream i watched you masturbate&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;while floating ~5 inches above you&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i was invisible until i kissed your mouth&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;will you let me do that tomorrow afternoon&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;i will text you&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;something that makes me happy&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;is when i sneeze multiple times in quick succession&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;and it feels like a tiny orgasm in my face&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;today i am going to fill my bathtub with milk&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;and if my nose starts bleeding&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;the milk will turn pink&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;then maybe you could lick my face&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;and tell me that my blood tastes like pennies&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;why do we both know what pennies taste like&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;“Semi-Humorous Paradox,” Mira Gonzalez (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://commovente.tumblr.com/"&gt;commovente&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/49902112421</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/49902112421</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 22:01:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I stayed in bed for over an hour 
looked at things on my phone 
I felt slightly anxious about..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;I stayed in bed for over an hour &lt;br/&gt;
looked at things on my phone &lt;br/&gt;
I felt slightly anxious about nothing particular &lt;br/&gt;
I walked downstairs and poured coffee into a jar &lt;br/&gt;
I asked a person on the internet if I should take drugs &lt;br/&gt;
I took drugs before the person had time to respond&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I feel alienated by people who express concern about me without &lt;br/&gt;
defining their concern in terms of a specific solution or goal &lt;br/&gt;
I dont feel comforted by the idea of an afterlife &lt;br/&gt;
I dont want to continue experiencing things after I die&lt;br/&gt;
I want someone to pull my hair because I like the idea of someone &lt;br/&gt;
controlling my head without touching my head&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;what is the difference between being an independent person &lt;br/&gt;
and being a person who is accepting of loneliness&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;“Today My Alarm Went Off at 12:30 p.m.,” &lt;a href="http://muumuuhouse.com/mg.twitter.2011-12.html"&gt;Mira Gonzalez&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://muumuuhouse.tumblr.com/"&gt;muumuuhouse&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/49829687951</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/49829687951</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 23:21:46 -0400</pubDate><category>sorry house</category><category>mira gonzalez</category><category>poetry</category><category>poem</category></item><item><title>i will never be beautiful enough to make us beautiful...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b776d8eb2f2e6c4672d831cba68a9549/tumblr_mm2ml5ilZK1rlex87o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://sorryhouse.com/product/i-will-never-be-beautiful-enough-to-make-us-beautiful-together/"&gt;i will never be beautiful enough to make us beautiful together&lt;/a&gt; in the front window of &lt;a href="http://mcnallyjackson.com/"&gt;mcnally jackson bookstore&lt;/a&gt; in nyc&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/49266534203</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/49266534203</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 13:01:58 -0400</pubDate><category>sorry house</category><category>mira gonzalez</category><category>poetry</category></item><item><title>"One month later, I will drink Polish lager, re-watch Quiet City, and email you saying how I wish..."</title><description>“One month later, I will drink Polish lager, re-watch Quiet City, and email you saying how I wish making someone like you wasn’t about telling good jokes, being insightful, or having clear skin. You will reply almost instantly, saying it isn’t.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://issue4.popserial.net/brooks/"&gt;Future President&lt;/a&gt; by &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Brooks_(novelist)"&gt;Ben Brooks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/48968143277</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/48968143277</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 20:49:47 -0400</pubDate><category>ben brooks</category><category>pop serial</category></item><item><title>a goodreads review of i will never be beautiful enough to make...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d1b588fb8e571620f79b274eed9e834/tumblr_mlvi9poLLs1rlex87o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;a goodreads &lt;a href="http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/593513081"&gt;review&lt;/a&gt; of &lt;a href="http://sorryhouse.com/product/i-will-never-be-beautiful-enough-to-make-us-beautiful-together/"&gt;i will never be beautiful enough to make us beautiful together&lt;/a&gt; by mira gonzalez &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/48939413391</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/48939413391</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 13:37:01 -0400</pubDate><category>mira gonzalez</category><category>goodreads</category><category>poetry</category><category>review</category><category>sorry house</category></item><item><title>competition</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9993118287644131fb9de47d74958c23/tumblr_mlq992sjlc1rlex87o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;competition&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/48720090952</link><guid>http://sorryhouse.tumblr.com/post/48720090952</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 17:34:14 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
